Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy Tour


Jeff Foxworthy is the best selling comedy recording artist of all time and he is currently on tour! In 1990, Jeff Foxworthy received the award for "Best Stand-Up Comic" at the American Comedy Awards and he has not slowed down since. Not only has most of Jeff Foxworthy's albums gone multi-platinum but Jeff Foxworthy tickets have been selling out venues for many many years! Jeff Foxworthy became most famous for his "You know your redneck if..." one liners. In 2000, Jeff Foxworthy's career got a new jump start when he became part of the Blue Comedy Tour with Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White. I am so excited that Jeff Foxworthy will be coming to Mystic Lake Casino on February 27th! I have always wanted to see one of his shows live and now I will get a chance too! Jeff Foxworthy will also have a show at the Shooting Star Casino in Mahomen, MN on February 26th. Let me know if you have been to one of his shows and what you thought of it.

Not only does Jeff Foxworthy do "You Know Your Redneck If..." jokes he also has "You Might Live In Minnesota If...." jokes!

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Minnesota

If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Minnesota

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too spendy',
You might live in Minnesota

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota

If someone in a store offers you assistance -- and they don't work there,
You might live in Minnesota

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Minnesota

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Minnesota

If you know how to say...Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Cloquet, Edina .... and Shakopee
You might live in Minnesota

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in Minnesota

If vacation means going 'up north' for the weekend,
You might live in Minnesota

You measure distance in hours,
You might live in Minnesota

You know several people who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Minnesota

You often switch from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
You might live in Minnesota

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Minnesota

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Minnesota

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Minnesota

You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison,
You might live in Minnesota

You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Minnesota .

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Minnesota

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Minnesota

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction,
You might live in Minnesota

You can identify a southern or eastern accent,
You might live in Minnesota

Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue spruce,
You might live in Minnesota

If 'Down South' to you means Iowa ,
You might live in Minnesota

You know 'a brat' is something you eat,
You might live in Minnesota

You find -10 degrees 'a little chilly',
You might live in Minnesota

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Put it in audio otherwise, it;s great!!!!!